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by Rawr on January 25, 2021 at 1:00 am

Chapter: CH10 - Reverse & Rewind Pt4

So now you know what happens when you give 110%

…just try not to turn into evil robot monsters while you do it 😛

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Delta-v

January 26, 2021, 1:12 pm | #

Robot puns are just as painful as human ones. ^^
O8h7w

January 26, 2021, 10:09 pm | #

Those are some scary, scary robots. Normal robots do not
try parse(percentage) catch err if( err = OutOfRangeError ) & if( percentage = 110 ) shout( "The extra 10% is for TENacity!" ) continue else rethrow( err ) end end

Those are clearly robots programmed by a maniac, not by a sane programmer.
O8h7w

January 26, 2021, 10:12 pm | #

🙁

The <code> tag gives a typewriter font but does not preserve leading spaces, apparently.
Rawr

January 26, 2021, 10:13 pm | #

@Delta:

Prime Equalizer: PUNCH-LINES ARE DESIGNED TO CAUSE IN-JURY!

Equalizer 1: INJURY!!!
Equalizer 2: INJURRRRRYYYY!!!
Rawr

January 26, 2021, 10:14 pm | #

@O8h7w: Well…you can probably guess who coded them 😛
Kessy Athena

January 28, 2021, 12:55 pm | #

I’m starting a list of cheesy ways to defeat the Equalizers according to classic scifi.

1. Run up a flight of stairs.
2. Ask them for the exact value of pi.

Anyone have any suggestions for more?

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