Ah ha! Like a Gary in a china-shop!

…hmm. That made little sense….none-the-less, if you ever find yourself in an office party that appears on it’s way to sucking, find an escape plan. When I used to go to these parties, I’d always work out a way out, but beware, if the party budget is high enough (and they make the location ‘a surprise’) escape may very difficult…or in some cases, even impossible :O