Well…looks like Aoife has one or two tricks up her sleeve.
Next Bata Neart: Friday 23rd April 2021
An Update?! Final F**king-ly!!
In the meantime, this long-haired wierdo is saying stuff:
Last year you might remember me mentioning my working on a manga competition here in Norway and actually winning a spot in a publication. Well…that continued and the publisher had encouraged me to submit more material for their manga magazine. The result has been me doing one of the most intense production runs I’ve ever had to handle trying to complete a 20-page manga within one month. The manga itself is something I had been tinkering with for years and have only now gotten around to produce.
It’s called “Last Day: Stand Tall”, and is the story of two kids who go to a summer camp in space, on the day that the world ends. It was originally going to be a one-shot manga, but the publisher had been getting me to consider making it a series, and so that is what I’m planning.
The result of all of this is that I have had no time at all to make my usual comics. My deadline for Last Day is the end of this week, so I should be able to start producing webcomic pages again during February, but alas this also means that we have yet another hiatus after only 2 pages.
I’m very sorry about this, and I hope you can all forgive me for this constant stops and starts.
VDSD 2021
Hello all and welcome to Bata Neart’s 2021 entry into the yearly Sarah Zero – Valentines Day Sex Drive!
The idea behind VDSD is for Webcomics around the internet to join together on Valentines Day and showcase their characters…naked (or in some form in a joke on nudity).
It’s all done in the spirit of fun RAWRtacular’s comics are joining in with over 40 others in this nearly decade-long Webcomic tradition!
I really appreciate all votes I get. The higher Bata Neart ranks, the better chance I have of winning new readers. So all voters: Thank you, you are honestly helping a lot.
In repayment, I am also putting up the previous Back Office VDSD images, vote-free.
Please click here to see my VDSD Collection on DeviantArt
Please check out all of the other awesome webcomics who have also joined in!! Beware though, many are likely to be NSFW….you know…with the nudity and all…
Valentine’s Day Sex Drive 2021
Spinnerette – Spinnerette | Bumblebee – Drive On | Justin Pfeil – The Keep on the Borderlands | Jeromatic – Bunny Wiggins | Tom Reynolds – Genderbending Sex Comics With a Proper Story and Everything | Holly Laing – Terra | Centcomm – Datachasers | Lou Graziani – Cy-Boar | Darksh1ne – Monstroniverse Adventures | The Letter M – The Restless Dead | Blue Dragon – Dark Horse | Montis Echo Boeher – Glitch | Gojiramon – CKarrus | Lightfoot – Pulse | Team Lady Valiant – Lady Valiant | Midnight – Danger Zone One | utzsar – Rocks | Ebenezer Splooge – Hentai Poster Company | Ebenezer Splooge – PronQuest | Ebenezer Splooge – Hentai High | Stilldown – Ariane Eldar’s Personal Place | Stilldown – Theater Of The Bloody Tongue | Barry Linck – Phineus+ Magician for Hire | Barry Linck – Phineus: Teen Wizard | Amy Letts – Epic Fail | Sheryl Schopfer – Sharpclaw | Sheryl Schopfer – Deer Me | Julie Devin – Monster Soup | J.E. Draft – The Challenges of Zona | Jaycee Knight – Bloomin’ Faeries | Peter Anckorn – By The Book | The Blood Teller – Alvery Nerveaux’s Secret Case Files | Microraptor – Playground – A Cryptida Adventure | Microraptor – Cryptida | rulerbrain – Selling Smiles | Caley Tibbittz Collopy – SwordCat Knights | Andrew Hunter – Delve | Mark Egan – Bata Neart | Mark Egan – Back Office | Marshall Reeves – Yesterday Bound | Dizzaster Juice – WhiteOut | Dizzaster Juice – Offworld: The Crease | Zach Vanzile – West Tree Academy of Heroes | Ben Bourbon – Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub | MonicaNG – MoonSlayer | John Harrington – Super Rivals | Lirvilas – Grinder$ | Arne Cooper – The Androssian Prophecy | Sean Harrington – Spying With Lana | yellowgerbil – Shippon Girls | yellowgerbil – Zoe the Vampire | Nick Greaves – The Great Isle of Prentil | JHL Jones – Ayuri | The Exiern Team – Exiern Extras | The Exiern Team – Dark Reflections – Zen | The Exiern Team – Dark Reflections – Chaos | The Exiern Team – Exiern: Dark Reflections | The Exiern Team – Exiern | Stef Marcinkowski – Sarah Zero
Well, I guess that answers any questions about whether of not Aoife can make a Bata function at need. Pretty Soldier Sailor Chaos is in the house. 😛 Unsurprisingly, “Solas” translates to “Light”.
No worries, Rawr. It’s awesome that you are getting more paying. Skills to pay the bills as it were. 😀
Work. More paying work. Proofreading fail. *le sigh
Also, as an aside, interesting that we UNCHECK to prove our humanity now. Bloody bots must be evolving.
See, Aoife? Aren’t you glad now that the teacher confiscated your manga that day and you wound up paying attention in Gaeilge class out of boredom?
@Azrael: Well, Aine likes Aoife, so maybe Aine’s Bata Draiochta likes her too?
@Kessy: I’m wondering if that was what she meant to say. How does that phrase go? “I don’t think that word means what you think it means.” ^^
Also, that’s an interesting thought about Aoife and the Bata Draiochta’s opinion of her. I’ll bet @Rawr is either beaming at your cleverness,or holding his head and saying “Oh SHITE! She figured it out!” ^^
@Delta: I dunno, if you were trying to think of something to use as a spell to wake up your possessed friend and you only have a limited knowledge of Gaeilge, “Light” seems like a reasonable choice. I’m guessing that Aoife doesn’t know the word for “coffee.” And while summoning a naked Croissant would prolly please Aoife under other circumstances, I don’t think she’d be very helpful in this particular situation.
It’s, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
https://youtu.be/F8y-qy9N01I
(Ashling and Fiona dash in)
Aoife: Guys! Thank goodness you’re here! We have to find a way to wake up Aine!
Ashling (holding the Bata Neart): Okay, how do we do that?
Aoife: How should I know?
Ashling (thinking for a minute): Ah! Fiona! What’s “coffee” in Gaeilge?
Fiona (looking confused): Coffee? It’s “caife.” Why?
Ashling brandishes the Bata Neart, striking a heroic pose and calls out in a commanding voice: “Caife!”
With a sharp crack, the Bata Neart produces a blinding glow in midair, out of which the form of a naked diminutive girl with hair that looks strikingly like a breakfast pastry gradually appears. The glow fades, until suddenly the girl falls on top of Aoife and Ashling leaving all three in a heap as Fiona looks on in astonishment.
Ashling: Gah! Aoife, get off me, I can’t move!
Aoife: Sorry, it’s another load of naked girl!
Ashling (facepalm): Bloody hell, not again!
“Ach solus ard, ata sa ghealaig” indeed.
Ta an barraille thar a ceann
Is ni fheicim ann ach driodar dearg
Ta mo ghini ar an mbord
Is bim ag ol,go dtioch an mhaidin
“Tá Na Lá”, nice. \m/
The Wolfe Tones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM3U1FlUdxg
I love how tastefully done your VDSD submission is! Lovely!
I’m so sorry I’ve been so AFK lately everyone. I will be trying make some kind of announcement soon. Something pretty cool happened, and I want to see how much I can say before it release any details. Pretty much related to what I mentioned earlier regarding Last Day 🙂
Awesome, Rawr. Glad to hear good things are happening for you. 😀